I'm a special case.

Apparently I smell like cookies!

I need to smell myself more often

It's really bad when it blows up in your mouth after you bite down on it and you're not expecting it.

I'm not that picky.

I think [a] sheepshaver is hanging around here somewhere.

... this coming from someone who still surfs the web on a Color Classic ...

Bind it so we can violate it.

My cables aren't long enough.