Aka Dramaqueen

Smells like sausage.

This really steams my clams.

If cancer is cured on a Mac, I'll laugh at you all.

Either I'm having a stroke, or somebody's having citrus.

It's raining crap and I don't have an umbrella.

Where's my lip gloss balm?

I'm trying to make you vibrate, hold on a second.

This gives me immense pleasure.