Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I've developed a very close personal relationship with my Mac Pro!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I don't like being woken up by sexual acts.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The user was clucking like a chicken

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Figs, firetrucks, twigs, and berries!

Monday, May 24, 2010

S. It comes after R and comes before T. Big Bird once told me that.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

French fry. Wrong pipe.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Awesomesauce.
Hambyland: The amusement park you never want to visit.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


We all got an iPad in celebration of Dave being out of the office.

Friday, May 7, 2010

I'm like a security sandwich!

Monday, April 26, 2010

I'm a special case.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Apparently I smell like cookies!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I need to smell myself more often

Monday, April 19, 2010

It's really bad when it blows up in your mouth after you bite down on it and you're not expecting it.

Friday, April 16, 2010

I'm not that picky.

Friday, April 9, 2010

I think [a] sheepshaver is hanging around here somewhere.
... this coming from someone who still surfs the web on a Color Classic ...
Bind it so we can violate it.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

My cables aren't long enough.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I give it a year before it turns loose and floppy.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Mine jiggles and clicks and doesn't work quite right.

Monday, February 22, 2010

It just jiggles until it comes off in your hand.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Stop tweaking my chair!!!! (high pitched voice)

Monday, January 25, 2010

Aka Dramaqueen
Smells like sausage.

Friday, January 15, 2010

This really steams my clams.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

If cancer is cured on a Mac, I'll laugh at you all.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Either I'm having a stroke, or somebody's having citrus.

Friday, January 8, 2010

It's raining crap and I don't have an umbrella.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Where's my lip gloss balm?
I'm trying to make you vibrate, hold on a second.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

This gives me immense pleasure.