She looked at me like I just kicked her puppy.
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- You're realigning my chi!
- I'm a fatboy but I have an hourglass right here.
- Cream cheese is proof that God loves us.
- I woke up like a giant warm burrito this morning.
- You know how anal I am with my stuff...
- I don't blow gaskets, I vent openly.
- She looked at me like I just kicked her puppy.
- I've got like a 60-degree spread. In temperature,...
- No, but honestly... if you put your hand right her...
- There's a wave of hot air coming from under my desk.
- I just wanted to pet you. Is that cashmere?
- I'm a hot mess like no other this morning.
- But I need you to come back here to give you a goo...
- It's slow and it clunks and it threatens to eat my...
- Euphemistically called "Snack Cakes." Twinkies, D...
- Do you want to smell my MacBook box?
- You mean I'm not supposed to put things in there?
- It cries and screams and makes a big deal.
- I'm just being pedantic; you'll need to forgive me.
- It's bigger than mine!
- If he gets any sexier, I won't be able to get any ...
- Do I have a funnel on my head that collects dumbas...
- Eff you people.
- I gotta watch what I frickin' say in the office, now.
- This is an inappropriate use of the DL…
- Inappropriate, people. This is a place of business.
- Just login before I break your finger …
- Where did he say to stick this?
- My head is far too large.
- Let's see it. Whip it out.
- Nothing's immediate with LANrev... it kills you sl...
- We can't just pull a pre-configured package out of...
- The stub is starting to grow.
- David had one.
- Don't forget to pull and push!
- Honey, it wouldn't fit in that sack.
- Did you know you're supposed to drink coffee and n...
- ...because I'm picky.
- Dude, I just about killed myself over here.
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