Friday, November 27, 2009

Who said anything about tongues?

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

You've screwed the pooch on that one.
I don't trust it as far as I can throw it.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Don't speak to me until I've had my donut.
Now, back to Britney
I just want to know who FattyFatty2x4 is.
I just got slammed in the ear.
I'm just going to stop speaking....
It's more I have green juice running out of my eyes...
It's very juicy...I hope I didn't kill it.
Don’t ever fib to me in a ticket again. I’ll come down and break your legs.
Sad panda =(
Their firewall is tighter than some dams I've seen.
I love it when guys throw credit cards at me.

Monday, November 23, 2009

You sent him an email? That's like setting the cheese next to the mousetrap instead of on it.
I want this off my plate and out of my face!!
You're letting your high expectations show. You might want to tuck that in.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Get away from my computer...
I'm a little teapot, short and stout... BITCH.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Poor Decisions

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

Your Blackberry
Mmm Hmmmm...
(Not typically used to express agreement, but rather used as a passing greeting in combination with a suspicious look)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Did I say something blogworthy today?
Did I say something blog-worthy today?
I'm sorry I accused you of changing my wallpaper to a Ford product.
I can't help it you run / use / own an inferior [insert anything Dave owns].
I HATE YOU ALL!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much
Sad face.
Your a walking clouch
I don't have time for this, i have like 22 things on my plate
You're a good person, no matter what [insert name of nearest person] says.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009